All’s I know is...

Colloquial for "All that I know is..."

"All’s I know is there was a sudden swish, and next minute the boat went plungin' down. . . .”

Kitschiest

Something or someone that could not be more distasteful.

"Paris Hilton, epitome of kitschiest."
(epitome: representative or perfect example of a class or type)

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

"I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive."