Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
"Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds."
"Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret... Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix package."
That´s so sick, Father...!
Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
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