Pot Critic

A medical marijuana critic who is paid for smoking pot and writing about it.
— "But, why the rush to move to Colorado?"
"Oh Boy! I just found my mission in life... a job where you are always high. And, you know, the beauty of it... anyone is qualified!"
— "Woah! what job is that?"
"Pot Critic. But you have to move fast... 2 percent of residents -more than 100,000 people- have already applied."
— "Ok... and the pay... is it good? And layoffs? You know, recession times."
"Listen dude... you will be HIGH from Nine to Five!!! Besides, the sky is the limit... $18 billion is spent on pot every year in the U.S."
— "OK Bro... Let´s get high from nine o five."