Ways to put a spin on a breakup by telling hundreds of friends your interpretation of the entire scenario with the simple click of a button. Including (but not limited to) the following:
1- Immediately change your Facebook profile picture to one of you looking saucy.
2. Break into your ex's Twitter page (because you have the password) and announce his deviant behavior to the whole world.
3. Start to obsessively track where he is on Foursquare. That way you can “accidentally” run into him when you're out with your girlfriends, looking fabulous.
A: “I’m officially the world’s biggest asshole. Yeah, shit went down. I lied to her continuously, ignored her all the time, treated her like shit….what can I say? Perhaps going out drinking and getting toked every night of the week was a bad idea.” That´s what Sussi posted on my Twitter account after the breakup... can you believe it?
B: "I do... sweet online revenge."
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